"Ija said a potty word!"
"Elijah," I reply calmly, "please come in here."
He enters, sheepishly. I ask him what potty word he said.
Defensive, he replies, "I was just repeating a word I heard on a movie!"
Wait. We don't let him watch movies like that. "What movie?" I queried?
His moralism sets in. "Veggie Tales. And Veggie Tales aren't supposed to teach you about potty words, they are supposed to teach you about God!"
"Really? Veggie Tales? Okay, what potty word did Veggie Tales teach you?"
He's prepared, "An old man was saying to a little girl, 'if you don't go to bed, tomorrow you are going to be pooped!'"
And once again, I am reminded how literal children are.